Official Basmati Rice Test

The Basmati Rice Test is another parody of the Rice Purity Test.
It's a voluntary opportunity for people to test their 'South Asian' tendencies and find out
how 'South Asian' they really are.

Caution: Your mom will beat your ass if you don't get an A.
Note: More checks = higher score!


Click on every item that applies.
  1. If you have been to country of origin
  2. If you have been to country of origin 5 times
  3. If you have been to country of origin 10 times
  4. If you eat Dal Rice at least once a week
  5. If you have been asked if you speak Indian
  6. If you are iron deficient/anemic
  7. If you have been called "Baljeet" or "Mia Khalifa"
  8. If you have heard "Is this school or a fashion show?"
  9. If you have heard "Put it on my head"
  10. If you have heard "You're ____ for an Indian (or your race)"
  11. If you have heard "Am I your slave?" from your parents
  12. If you have heard "Is this a hotel?" from your parents
  13. If you aren't allowed to go out on two consecutive days
  14. If you have never lied about where you are going
  15. If you played piano or violin
  16. If you are late to everything except the airport
  17. If you are working towards a career in STEM
  18. If you have watched Baahubali
  19. If you had kumon or any other tuition in elementary school
  20. If you have never worn a second outfit underneath
  21. If you know how to make chai
  22. If you have been told you aren't asian
  23. If you speak your native language
  24. If you read/write your native language
  25. If you have been asked about anything you wear for your religion
  26. If you have spent hours at the temple/place of worship
  27. If you have mostly Asian friends
  28. If you never had caramel highlights or a perm
  29. If you have argued about whether its gol gappa or pani puri
  30. If you eat PANI PURI in one bite
  31. If you have been chased with a rolling pin/spatula/slipper
  32. If you used to watch Lilly Singh
  33. If you have watched every episode of Patriot act
  34. If you pretended to like Nav
  35. If you drank bournvita
  36. If Boost is the secret of your energy
  37. If you have whatsapp family groupchats
  38. If your parent's send random articles from whatsapp
  39. If you have cried about getting a B on a test
  40. If you have gotten an A and been asked where the other points went
  41. If you have never gotten below an A
  42. If you have cried at the dinner table when learning math
  43. If you have a Toyota Sienna, Honda Odyssey, or Honda Pilot
  44. If you have a temple in your own home (or place dedicated to god)
  45. If you celebrate Diwali/Eid every year
  46. If you have been compared to random cousins
  47. If you have been compared to friends/siblings
  48. If you have been insulted by relatives/aunties about weight
  49. If you have been insulted by relatives/aunties about height
  50. If you have been insulted by relatives/aunties about grades
  51. If your parents use "Life360" or "Find My Friends"
  52. If you have never used a whitewashed version of your name
  53. If you can make round rotis
  54. If you had a mushroom/bowl/dora cut as a child
  55. If you have been threatened to be sent to a hostel
  56. If you have never drank
  57. If you have never smoked
  58. If you always use a lota
  59. If you know the national anthem for your country of origin
  60. If you have those plates
  61. If you have no lock/door for your bedroom
  62. If you have been yelled at for accidentally slamming the door
  63. If you change your accent when talking to parents
  64. If you have been made fun of because of your food
  65. If you have eaten Parle-G
  66. If you eat almonds every day
  67. If you never had a secret relationship
  68. If you flinch when your parents raise their hand
  69. If you heard your parents spell their name out with nouns

Your Grade:


This test was created by @sidmoments on tiktok. Feel free to DM me on Instagram if you have any feedback or suggestions for future projects. Thanks!

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